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“I Ate a Vegetable Like an Adult” Sticker

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It was green. It was healthy. It was heroic.

You said no to the fries. You stared down that broccoli. And you, yes, you, ate a vegetable like the functional grown-up you’re becoming. This adorable medal-wearing broccoli is your well-earned badge for doing the bare minimum of adult nutrition.

Whether you sautéed it, steamed it, or drowned it in cheese, you still did it, and that counts.

🥗 Perfect for:

  • Meal preppers, veggie skeptics, and reluctant salad eaters

  • Food journals, lunchboxes, and water bottles

  • That one time you ate something green on purpose

✨ Waterproof vinyl, fridge-friendly energy
💬 Because being healthy(ish) deserves a gold star
Adulting means progress, and sometimes, produce.

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  • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
  • Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
  • 95µ thickness
  • Fast and easy bubble-free application

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.