“I Didn’t Slap Anyone Today” Sticker
The gold star of self-control.
Some days, adulting means taxes. Other days, it means tolerating people. This sticker is your shiny, smug badge of honor for showing up, staying cool, and keeping your hands to yourself, even when someone really, really deserved it.
With a confident gold star and a smug little face, this sticker perfectly captures the “I’m proud of me, but barely holding it together” energy we all know too well.
🧘♀️ Perfect for:
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Teachers, retail workers, customer service warriors
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Meetings that should’ve been emails
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Surviving family functions
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Your laptop, water bottle, or forehead (depending on the day)
✨ Durable vinyl, waterproof, sass-proof
💬 A+ for attitude. 10/10 for restraint.
Because emotional maturity deserves stickers, too.
More details
- High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
- Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
- 95µ thickness
- Fast and easy bubble-free application
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Successful Adulting
- Email: contact@support.successfuladulting.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
