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“I Didn’t Murder My Houseplants” Sticker

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Green thumb? Maybe. Survivor? Definitely.

Whether you watered them on time, remembered their sunlight needs, or just didn’t forget they existed, this happy little potted plant is here to celebrate your houseplant parenting win.

It’s cute, it’s thriving, and it’s proof that you're at least semi-qualified to keep living things alive. No judgment if you talk to them, we support that energy.

🪴 Perfect for:

  • Proud plant parents and accidental horticulturists

  • Planners, watering journals, plant shelves & pots

  • Anyone who’s kept a succulent alive longer than a week

✨ Waterproof vinyl, soil-proof sass

💬 Because not killing your plants is peak adulting

This one’s for the overwaterers, under-waterers, and everyone in between.

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  • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
  • Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
  • 95µ thickness
  • Fast and easy bubble-free application

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.